STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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