Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I am naked and annoyed.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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