Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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