Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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