i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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