I skipped work to stalk him.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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