i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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