did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Pants are for mortals
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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