Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Randomize
