They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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