I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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