we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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