I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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