White coat. Heels.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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