quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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