were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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