yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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