she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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