covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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