Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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