I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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