Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So vagazzling was a success
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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