Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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