i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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