used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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