Need sex. Gaining weight.
im six kinds of drunk right now
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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