Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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