shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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