i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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