is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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