I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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