Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She even gives head with a lisp.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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