Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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