There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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