Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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