that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
