Princesses don't give blow jobs
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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