fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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