When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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