I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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