I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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