How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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