On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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