if you like me you must not know who I am
My brain says no but my pants say off.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The struggles of a small town man whore
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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