I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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