Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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