I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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