the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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