...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Say something about gay babies.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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