is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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