This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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