Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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