Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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