Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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