dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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