Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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