Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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