HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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